SPEAKING OF BUTTS…

So A was commenting that American Apparel might go out of business soon so we can’t get our green butt hugging shorts, so I was checking out their website and found this magnificent towel!

 

WHEN YOU’RE NOT SO FRESH

One more thing I wanted to post from Palm Springs. We were looking in the window of a little historic general store, and I saw this lovely display of feminine products.

 

GETTING AN ASS KICKIN’

So I’ve started to go to this gym called Pop Physique. They do a mix of aerobics, weights, stretching, pilates, and bar. Basically from the first minute in you are in excruciating pain and it continues for the next 59 minutes. Plus I go to the one in Silver Lake, which is like a giant hive of hipsters. I swear I see at least one American Apparel leotard every time I go. But they have a great photo on their website, and if they can make my ass look like this, I’ll keep going:

 

KRISPY KREME CHEESEBURGER??

If you’ve never had a Krispy Kreme doughnut, their original glazed doughnut is enough to send anyone into a diabetic coma.  But now there’s something at the Wisconsin State Fair that will make your body shut down altogether just to escape the horror: the KRISPY KREME CHEESEBURGER! A burger patty and slice of cheese with a glazed doughnut as a bun! GROSS!

If that’s not disgusting enough, you can get it topped with chocolate covered bacon. Just looking at that makes me want to only eat celery for the rest of the day.