Best movie line ever: “What the matter woman, can’t I fondle my own grandson?”
1960’s horror movie made up of three short horror movies, all very campy, but kind of funny.
I think this is what my friend Appelina must have looked like the day after her birthday party.
Atrocities like this only come around once a generation. It is almost too horrible to describe, and those dared to gaze upon it shudder and wake screaming in the night. It is known as…CHERPUMPLE!!!
And coming soon, REVENGE OF CHERPUMPLE!!!!
* Please excuse the blurry photos, I was drunk.
* If you every decide to attempt this horror, I suggest putting the pumpkin pie on the bottom, it’s more structurally sound than apple pie.