Everyone needs to sharpen their pencils. And now you can keep your pencils extra sharp (perfect for torturing souls, or just prodding people out of your way) with this Jonathan Adler solid brass pencil sharpener. You can probably bludgeon people with it too.
Although staring at it now I notice that the horns are lopsided, the horn on the left is higher than the one on the right. That would drive me crazy if I had to look at it all day, cuz I’m weird like that.
