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Atrocities like this only come around once a generation. It is almost too horrible to describe, and those dared to gaze upon it shudder and wake screaming in the night. It is known as…CHERPUMPLE!!!

It appears to be a normal cake, but the trickle of goo is an ill omen.

Burnt offerings are placed upon it in an ancient ritual.

JB goes mad as he looks upon the horror.

Appelina smiles wickedly as she gazes upon the monstrosity that she brought into this world.

The sacrifice has begun!

Shield your eyes lest ye go mad!!

I am going mad just looking upon it! How can something such as this exist in a sane world? Cherry pie baked into a chocolate cake, on top of pumpkin pie baked into a yellow cake, on top of of an apple pie baked into a spice cake!! All topped with frosting and colorful sprinkles!! OH NO!!


Oh the horror of it all!!

Thankfully the monster cannot survive long in our world, and implodes upon itself, thus sparing all those who were not present at Appelina's and JB's BIRTHDAY PARTY OF DOOM.

And coming soon, REVENGE OF CHERPUMPLE!!!!

* Please excuse the blurry photos, I was drunk.

* If you every decide to attempt this horror, I suggest putting the pumpkin pie on the bottom, it’s more structurally sound than apple pie.

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Posted by on April 2, 2011 in birthdays, cakes


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Or at least living a really long time, according to the world’s oldest man, Walter Breuning:

Cigarettes, whiskey and wild, wild women — and a good sense of humor.

This was taken from here.

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Posted by on September 21, 2010 in birthdays, weird news


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Today is my dad’s 69th birthday and I am going to try not to be horribly depressed all day. My  mom is coming over after I get off work and she, Hubby, and I will have dinner. Here are two pictures of my dad. One is when he was in his 20’s with his Triumph and some neighborhood boys. The second is from about 6 years ago on vacation in Washington. I miss my dad. I wish I could say Happy Birthday to him again.


Posted by on September 14, 2010 in birthdays, dad




Hubby and I spotted this rare pink whale on the way to dinner for my birthday. Unlike their black and white ocean-bound cousins, the land orca is timid and nonthreatening.


Posted by on September 1, 2010 in animals, birthdays, sealife




First off I am going to give my friend A a pseudonym because I am sick of calling her A. So from now on she is Appelina (A-peh-lee-na). I don’t know why, she just is. And last night Hubby and I went to her place with her boyfriend (now known as Jacques instead of J) and of course Dottie to celebrate my birthday. We had bbq chicken with Jacques’ homemade sauce, which was very good, and green beans (healthy), baked potatoes, and garlic cheese toast (not healthy). Then we had cake and candy and ice cream and ice cream cake (leftover from lunch at mother-in-law’s house). Here is a picture of Appelina’s present to me. It’s a real tiny book! And as some of you may know, I like books. Thanks Appelina!!


Posted by on August 30, 2010 in birthdays


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