A new family of spider was discovered in a cave in Oregon, called the Trogloraptor (Cave Robber) due to its front claws. It’s the first new spider family discovered in North America since the 1870s and about the size of a half dollar. Nobody knows what it eats yet as it is very shy.
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If you have a blog, you can look at your search stats and see how many hits your blog got when people searched for a certain term. In the past I have had many hits from searches using the word “penis” or “gay.” I think this is funny. Here are some of my more recent search stats that are amusing.
- Sad (37!!)
- Squirrel penis
- Deer horns woman
- Girls named Appelina!!
- Gargoyles penis
- Slide house (still going strong!)
So still some penis searches, but nowhere near as many as I’ve had in the past. And so this isn’t just a text-only post, here’s a rock formation that looks a bit like a penis.
Atrocities like this only come around once a generation. It is almost too horrible to describe, and those dared to gaze upon it shudder and wake screaming in the night. It is known as…CHERPUMPLE!!!
And coming soon, REVENGE OF CHERPUMPLE!!!!
* Please excuse the blurry photos, I was drunk.
* If you every decide to attempt this horror, I suggest putting the pumpkin pie on the bottom, it’s more structurally sound than apple pie.
Yesterday I was at Barnes and Noble bookstore and was browsing the children’s section (since my sister-n-law and a friend are pregnant) and I came across this awesome book called That’s Why We Don’t Eat Animals by Ruby Roth. If you want to traumatize your children so they grow up to be militant vegans, this is the way to do it. Here are some images from the book:
The books switches between happy animals and sad animals. The illustrations are really good, though. And there’s nothing too violent. Just sad animals like the poor chickens above. I want to get it for my veggie friend who is pregnant.